五折买假货，丢份还惹祸!
翻译：(50% OFF BUY FAKE THING，LOSE FACE AND BAD LUCK COME)
差评被人肉，谁都不好受!
翻译：(BAD BB CAUSE RENROU，WHO CAN FEELS GOOD)
人家造神话，你去围观啥!
翻译：(ADJOINING LAOMA MAKE GOD，WHY ARE YOU ROUND SEE)
下单不比价，两口子准打架!
翻译：(BUY THINGS NO BI JIA，WIFE BEAT YOU TO DEAD)
快递等半月，等到花儿谢!
翻译：(WAIT KUAIDI FOR HALF MONTH，THEN FLOWERS DEAD)
熬夜扑个空，迟到老板轰!
翻译：(KILL NIGHT FOR NOTHING，BOSS KICK YOU AWAY)